First Date Blunders

So as far as first dates go like I said I’m a bit of a pro and let me just tell you some horror stories that have happened to me and to friends of mine on first dates.

Bill arrives at table
My date: “I have a 20”
Me: “ummm, ok, I guess I could leave tip”

He called twice after and I never returned the calls, it’s really not cool to invite someone out to lunch (that’s right, he couldn’t afford lunch) and then when the bill arrives ask them to throw in for it. He was lucky I even had cash on me, I normally don’t carry any but had some because I had to stop at the farm market that doesn’t take charge.

Middle of night after drunken 1 night stand
Girl: I need to take you home
Guy: Do you even know my name girl?
Girl: Todd?
Guy: No!

Ladies, if you end up in a one night stand & you are really drunk you might want to note his name in your cell or write it on your arm or something because you never know when he could come back to haunt you. Girl talked to a friend of hers who had gone on a date with some guy & he told her the story of this girl who slept with him & didn’t even know his name…guess what? That’s right, Girl’s friend was on a date with Not Todd!

After the first stop on a first date me & my date “Reds” had to get our keys from the valet so we could move on as they were closing but we were only going next door. We walk outside & tell valet the situation & here’s what transpired

Valet: No problem guys, what car you driving?
Me: The Tempo
Reds: I’ve got the Mercedes
I was beyond embarrassed but we ended up having a good time anyway, and for some reason I knew that I should have taken my rommie’s Yukon, but oh well, it was too late by that time.