Why Aren't You Married?

You know, I am getting so sick of people always asking me why I'm not married yet. Most of the people who ask me this question are divorced or on a 2nd or 3rd marriage & every time I want to respond with "so I don't end up like you". I'm picky, I'm not willing to settle or I would have gotten married years ago & been divorced by now myself. After my grandma passed I thought the question would stop but noooo, even my co-workers are asking "why are you single, how come you aren't married" like marriage is the best thing in the world. Yes, I would like to get married but for the right reasons, not just to have a wedding. Although, if I don't meet someone decent soon I'm gonna marry myself because I'm sick of buying friends & family presents & giving them money when I'm not getting anything in return. For instance, my cousin is having her 2nd wedding in a couple weeks so I have to give her another gift & the last gift she gave me was in 1995 when I graduated from high school & more than likely her name was just on her parents card!!

You Are A Douche Bag!

Men all suck. I just don’t get it, I get men, I don’t get why they are such pussies though. Here is a bit of dating etiquette for ya. If you are seeing someone & then decide to go exclusive with someone else or just decide that you are no longer interested it is just common courtesy to inform the person you are no longer into of the fact. Don’t hide out & be a big effing douche bag & wait for them to “get the hint” because that is so rude. In the world of technology how hard is it to send an email, text, leave a myspace message? Even a “hey, I didn’t pick you” is better than nothing at all. I just find it interesting that even on dating sites I usually respond to a message & tell someone that I’m not interested because if I don’t that just makes me a huge bitch but then I actually decide to start seeing someone & then suddenly they just stop contacting me & returning phone calls. I’m sorry but I think that is the pussy way out & when you treat someone that way it will come back to bite you in the ass. Just imagine it, one night you are all lonely & looking for some ass & then you run into this girl that you used to date but blew off…guess who isn’t gonna bang you that night? That’s right, her, her friends, very possibly every woman in the bar because women love revenge. If you piss a woman off enough she will plaster your neighborhood bars with flyers telling every woman to not date you and they will probably give a very humiliating & untrue reason why, something like the attached photo in the corner. Sure it may be uncomfortable to tell someone that you don’t want to date them anymore but guess what, they will get over it so why not just tell them? If you do tell them and then end up running into them that one lonely night, they might actually put out because you at least had the balls to tell the truth. So, C, I think you are a major douche bag & I will be sure to tell every woman I know that you are. Be sure to keep your eyes open for the flyer featuring your face & informing everyone of your “issue” at all of your local pubs. Cheers brother!

Dating Tip #43

Don’t take a new potential mate out to a party with your friends on a first date, and don’t accompany them to one either, it’s way too much to handle trying to get to know them when there are other people around that already know one of you.

Dating Tip #42

Do not get drunk on a first date, it makes you look like a fool & it’s not attractive at all.

Dating Tip #41

I don’t recommend adding your new “friend” as a friend on MySpace, Facebook, or any other site of the type until you know them a little better, I mean, do you really want this new prospect to see you hammered passed out on the floor at some party? No, you don’t, not until they know you are a responsible person first.

Dating Tip #40

Men, just because we are independent women doesn’t mean that we don’t appreciate chivalry, opening doors, paying the check, pulling out the chair…these things are VERY appreciated, especially in the beginning.

Dating Tip #39

Ladies, just because it is the “job” of the man to pay while courting you it doesn’t mean that he always has to pay for the duration of your relationship, sooner or later you will probably have to start chipping in once & a while, men don’t owe you anything.