You Are A Douche Bag!

Men all suck. I just don’t get it, I get men, I don’t get why they are such pussies though. Here is a bit of dating etiquette for ya. If you are seeing someone & then decide to go exclusive with someone else or just decide that you are no longer interested it is just common courtesy to inform the person you are no longer into of the fact. Don’t hide out & be a big effing douche bag & wait for them to “get the hint” because that is so rude. In the world of technology how hard is it to send an email, text, leave a myspace message? Even a “hey, I didn’t pick you” is better than nothing at all. I just find it interesting that even on dating sites I usually respond to a message & tell someone that I’m not interested because if I don’t that just makes me a huge bitch but then I actually decide to start seeing someone & then suddenly they just stop contacting me & returning phone calls. I’m sorry but I think that is the pussy way out & when you treat someone that way it will come back to bite you in the ass. Just imagine it, one night you are all lonely & looking for some ass & then you run into this girl that you used to date but blew off…guess who isn’t gonna bang you that night? That’s right, her, her friends, very possibly every woman in the bar because women love revenge. If you piss a woman off enough she will plaster your neighborhood bars with flyers telling every woman to not date you and they will probably give a very humiliating & untrue reason why, something like the attached photo in the corner. Sure it may be uncomfortable to tell someone that you don’t want to date them anymore but guess what, they will get over it so why not just tell them? If you do tell them and then end up running into them that one lonely night, they might actually put out because you at least had the balls to tell the truth. So, C, I think you are a major douche bag & I will be sure to tell every woman I know that you are. Be sure to keep your eyes open for the flyer featuring your face & informing everyone of your “issue” at all of your local pubs. Cheers brother!